Fresh Hell

The dirt under my fingernails is more sincere and intelligent than Maury Povich and Connie Chung. The worst part of going to the gym on the weekends is running across their dreadful show on the TVs. That's why I have to take a shower as soon as I am done.

Please join me in a heartfelt Bronx cheer for the greasy pair...their show has been canned and this weekend cable TV takes a baby step back from the vast wasteland it occupies.

Leave it to Connie to redefine obnoxious (what a video!). Don't let the closing credits hit your ass on the way out, 'Conn.'


(photo by Auntie P)